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I'm so tired of seeing that same old face in the mirror every morning

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There's an old adage in the military, "friendly fire isn't".

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The mountaineer looked out from the peak he'd just ascended, and it struck him how much it looked like a giant row of teeth

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[DEC2020] The explosion had destroyed the water recycling system, but we'd seen that the small moon had ice in abundance and managed to make our emergency landing there.

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What does my fortune cookie say today, I wonder?

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Death came for me, and I asked if there was anything I could do to make him change his mind.

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I told my wife I don't want kids

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Neither his teachers nor his parents could understand how such a bright kid could have such an aversion to school

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The aliens truly came as friends and wanted to share all their knowledge with us

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After all the checks and controls, and after counting, recounting and recounting again, we could finally declare with absolute certainty that dead people voting hadn't been a widespread phenomenon in our election district.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm so tired of seeing that same old face in the mirror every morning	4
There's an old adage in the military, "friendly fire isn't".	4
The mountaineer looked out from the peak he'd just ascended, and it struck him how much it looked like a giant row of teeth	3
[DEC2020] The explosion had destroyed the water recycling system, but we'd seen that the small moon had ice in abundance and managed to make our emergency landing there.	3
What does my fortune cookie say today, I wonder?	3
Death came for me, and I asked if there was anything I could do to make him change his mind.	3
I told my wife I don't want kids	3
Neither his teachers nor his parents could understand how such a bright kid could have such an aversion to school	3
The aliens truly came as friends and wanted to share all their knowledge with us	2
After all the checks and controls, and after counting, recounting and recounting again, we could finally declare with absolute certainty that dead people voting hadn't been a widespread phenomenon in our election district.	2