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My mom always told me to chew meat very slowly and to not hurry.

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As I approach my house, I noticed the police officer standing over my wife’s bloody corpse while he was calling for dispatchers.

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After her breakup,he went somewhere and never came back.

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As I approached the digital lock for my front door to my house, I entered the code.

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As I tried to communicate my message of distress to the third planet rotating around the sun within the Milky Way galaxy, it was clear that my message had not come across

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When my wife gave birth, we had the choice of picking which one was our favorite.

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Although Johnny’s dad told us not to go to the pool in his backyard at night, Johnny and I decided to go anyways.

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The worst part of navigating sea at night is not being able to know what’s ahead

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You spend multiple hours on rainbow six to complete a challenge.

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The phrase goes “a leopard cannot change its spots”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My mom always told me to chew meat very slowly and to not hurry.	21
As I approach my house, I noticed the police officer standing over my wife’s bloody corpse while he was calling for dispatchers.	20
After her breakup,he went somewhere and never came back.	11
As I approached the digital lock for my front door to my house, I entered the code.	11
As I tried to communicate my message of distress to the third planet rotating around the sun within the Milky Way galaxy, it was clear that my message had not come across	11
When my wife gave birth, we had the choice of picking which one was our favorite.	10
Although Johnny’s dad told us not to go to the pool in his backyard at night, Johnny and I decided to go anyways.	9
The worst part of navigating sea at night is not being able to know what’s ahead	7
You spend multiple hours on rainbow six to complete a challenge.	6
The phrase goes “a leopard cannot change its spots”	6