/u/passionsnet's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
My OCD was getting worse and every night now I had to flip the light switch on and off 30 times or I couldn't sleep.
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My youngest came into the kitchen screaming and crying that Jimmy’s python escaped again, but considering it’s over 20 feet long now, I didn’t expect it would be hard to find.
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Everyone who has had the pleasure of holding a very young baby knows that they have that wonderful and unique 'new baby smell'.
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I could tell the kid’s ID was fake but I sold him a semi-automatic rifle and as much ammo as he could carry anyway.
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Today was a great day, what with getting my first professional job followed closely by my first seriously hot kiss!
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‘Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You’ was on the sign I held up as I tried to get anyone to stop so I could hitchhike a little further.
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My friend held up the only ice cream bar left and asked with a smirk ‘What would you do for a Klondike bar?’
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My sister was so hard to hear despite the fact that she seemed to be screaming at me to come downstairs, come downstairs, COME DOWNSTAIRS.
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