/u/passionsnet's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I knew I shouldn't have gotten behind the wheel after drinking so much.

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My grandmother was known for her desserts, especially her Devil's Food cake.

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[Feb21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply but man does his timing suck!

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[Jan21] The year was 1821 when I stumbled across a hidden room in my house, empty except for a small table and one book with a single phrase on the first page.

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As a Yogi Master, I had long ago mastered the ability to lie on a bed of razor-sharp nails for hours at a time, sometimes even falling asleep in the process.

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I was shocked when that new bean diet where you swallow them whole without cooking began to work so well.

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Of course, I knew that it was complete idiocy to even consider using an ice pick to satisfy the absolutely unyielding need I had to scratch the itch deep inside my ear, but I knew that if I was careful I could do it safely!

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My bratty little stepson pitched a fit before Halloween because he wanted to be a superhero no one has ever seen before.

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I freaked out when I found a clone of myself wandering around my house, so I killed it.

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The nation was shocked to find out that Jeffrey Dahmer was not killed in prison by another inmate, but instead ended up being executed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I knew I shouldn't have gotten behind the wheel after drinking so much.	18
My grandmother was known for her desserts, especially her Devil's Food cake.	15
[Feb21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply but man does his timing suck!	15
[Jan21] The year was 1821 when I stumbled across a hidden room in my house, empty except for a small table and one book with a single phrase on the first page.	13
As a Yogi Master, I had long ago mastered the ability to lie on a bed of razor-sharp nails for hours at a time, sometimes even falling asleep in the process.	12
I was shocked when that new bean diet where you swallow them whole without cooking began to work so well.	11
Of course, I knew that it was complete idiocy to even consider using an ice pick to satisfy the absolutely unyielding need I had to scratch the itch deep inside my ear, but I knew that if I was careful I could do it safely!	11
My bratty little stepson pitched a fit before Halloween because he wanted to be a superhero no one has ever seen before.	11
I freaked out when I found a clone of myself wandering around my house, so I killed it.	11
The nation was shocked to find out that Jeffrey Dahmer was not killed in prison by another inmate, but instead ended up being executed.	10