/u/perturbedmaxwell's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The streamers and confetti fell and my family and a camera crew walked into the chamber to inform me it was all just a prank.

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I got her a necklace for our anniversary.

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Our grandfather used to tell us the scariest stories.

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"The juice has gone bad, we must discard it all"

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"The man with nothing left to lose or the orphan seeking vengeance, how the story continues is up to you."

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The hills are alive with the sound of music.

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My agent informed me that my portrayal of a cannibalistic occultist is receiving tons of oscar buzz.

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I found it comical when he said he was going to have me killed for dating his "Soulmate".

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Once you accept death as an inevitably, you finally are able to enjoy the true beauty of the world.

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I was so scared when the clovend hoofed man draged me away from father.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The streamers and confetti fell and my family and a camera crew walked into the chamber to inform me it was all just a prank.	87
I got her a necklace for our anniversary.	73
Our grandfather used to tell us the scariest stories.	73
"The juice has gone bad, we must discard it all"	69
"The man with nothing left to lose or the orphan seeking vengeance, how the story continues is up to you."	40
The hills are alive with the sound of music.	37
My agent informed me that my portrayal of a cannibalistic occultist is receiving tons of oscar buzz.	35
I found it comical when he said he was going to have me killed for dating his "Soulmate".	33
Once you accept death as an inevitably, you finally are able to enjoy the true beauty of the world.	29
I was so scared when the clovend hoofed man draged me away from father.	27