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I was excited to start work at the most advanced tech company in the world, but I was surprised at how cramped the cubicles were and mentioned this to my supervisor.

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My girlfriend had no idea she was pregnant until she started showing.

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When I learned that men held urine in their “bladder” and not their testicles, it made a lot of sense.

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Every night since he watched the hearing on UFO’s, the obsessed little boy stood outside and begged the night sky to take him far away.

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I’ve known Uriah for forty years and he’s always looked exactly the same despite living the most depraved lifestyle imaginable.

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The hungry little cat bit off more than she could chew.

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“Let’s check his temperature!” one guy suggested, looking around for a device.

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I was familiar now with the speed of the zombies, so when a large group started shambling after me I kept a steady jog knowing I’d be safe.

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“Everyone got out safely before the fire spread—little T.J., Susie, even all the animals,” I assured my neighbor as he lay gasping his final breaths.

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I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.

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I was excited to start work at the most advanced tech company in the world, but I was surprised at how cramped the cubicles were and mentioned this to my supervisor.	1
My girlfriend had no idea she was pregnant until she started showing.	1
When I learned that men held urine in their “bladder” and not their testicles, it made a lot of sense.	1
Every night since he watched the hearing on UFO’s, the obsessed little boy stood outside and begged the night sky to take him far away.	1
I’ve known Uriah for forty years and he’s always looked exactly the same despite living the most depraved lifestyle imaginable.	1
The hungry little cat bit off more than she could chew.	1
“Let’s check his temperature!” one guy suggested, looking around for a device.	1
I was familiar now with the speed of the zombies, so when a large group started shambling after me I kept a steady jog knowing I’d be safe.	1
“Everyone got out safely before the fire spread—little T.J., Susie, even all the animals,” I assured my neighbor as he lay gasping his final breaths.	1
I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.	1