/u/powerofthePP's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I probably should have been more suspicious when my roommates gave me that egg McMuffin a little too eagerly.
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“Everyone got out safely before the fire spread—little T.J., Susie, even all the animals,” I assured my neighbor as he lay gasping his final breaths.
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I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.
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“I know you miss them sweetie, but you’ll see Nosy and FooFoo again in heaven, along with Nana and Pop Pop,” she said, and the words seemed to comfort her crying child.
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The bathroom in our Airbnb was incredible, boasting heated floors and a toilet with a built in bidet.
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“I know you miss your dog sweetie, but you’ll see Nosy again in heaven, along with Nana and Pop Pop,” she said, and the words seemed to comfort her crying child.
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“I’ve never had a stud like you,” she drunkenly drawled, stroking his neck and eyeing his enormous penis. NSFW
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