/u/powerofthePP's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
Sex with my girlfriend was bizarrely painful for us both, so I wasn’t surprised to see a trail of blood running down her leg after.
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His fingers danced over the piano keys like he was playing Mozart, each struck key pulling a different string on the elaborate rig.
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The bite looks like it’ll get infected, but with just two days left there’s no way I’m gonna tell them about it and ruin our family camping trip.
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It looks like it’s already infected, but with just two days left on our family camping trip there’s no way I’m telling my neurotic wife about it until we get home.
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My cat’s little head popped up over the back of the chair like a meerkat, the same way it did every time I came home this late.
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My wife and I are getting a divorce because she caught me with lipstick on my collar when I came home from work.
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