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My dad never liked my girlfriend, always staying in his room when she came over and refusing to come out.
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“Babe, sorry if this is gross but can you take a look at my bum—I keep wiping but it feels like something’s still there.”
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The bathroom in our Airbnb was incredible, boasting heated floors and a toilet with a built in bidet.
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I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.
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“Aw who’s the cutest little mister,” Alex said, scratching his friend’s orange cat and nuzzling their heads together.
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