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Every time I went skiing with my rich friend Matt, we raced and bet on it, and today I bet more than I probably should.

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[SEP23] The girl from the app invited me to her NYE house party, but when I arrived I was disappointed to see it was just a bunch of random dudes that had all been similarly invited.

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[SEP23] When the strange old lady caught me drunkenly peeing in her flower bed, she simply pointed at my perfectly normal penis and whispered “Micro.”

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“He is the best of us, a paragon to strive for…and we must bless our best for in his hands rests the auspices of the nation…”

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[SEP23] “Surprise!” my daughter shot awake gasping and sputtering after I upended the bucket on her.

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The young man cursed the paper thin walls of the bathroom as he attempted to quietly seek release.

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I don’t carry a big knife on me because I need it, I carry it to save face

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The smelly old loon whispered in my ear at the bar, “Every day you don’t smoke is a day you add to your life.”

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A crazy guy on the bus got in my face and screamed at me, so I got off at the next stop.

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When he saw the old Girls Gone Wild tape at his dad’s house, he popped it in the VHS player for a nostalgia jerk.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every time I went skiing with my rich friend Matt, we raced and bet on it, and today I bet more than I probably should.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP23] The girl from the app invited me to her NYE house party, but when I arrived I was disappointed to see it was just a bunch of random dudes that had all been similarly invited.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP23] When the strange old lady caught me drunkenly peeing in her flower bed, she simply pointed at my perfectly normal penis and whispered “Micro.”	1	TwoSentenceHorror
“He is the best of us, a paragon to strive for…and we must bless our best for in his hands rests the auspices of the nation…”	1	TwoSentenceHorror
[SEP23] “Surprise!” my daughter shot awake gasping and sputtering after I upended the bucket on her.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
The young man cursed the paper thin walls of the bathroom as he attempted to quietly seek release.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
I don’t carry a big knife on me because I need it, I carry it to save face	1	TwoSentenceHorror
The smelly old loon whispered in my ear at the bar, “Every day you don’t smoke is a day you add to your life.”	1	TwoSentenceHorror
A crazy guy on the bus got in my face and screamed at me, so I got off at the next stop.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
When he saw the old Girls Gone Wild tape at his dad’s house, he popped it in the VHS player for a nostalgia jerk.	1	TwoSentenceHorror