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“Excruciating agony… or eternal bliss?” the old wizard did not give me much time to decide.

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As had become his routine, as soon as his wife left for work he raced over to her prized AutoClean5000 cleaning robot to have sex with its vacuum port, annoyed that he had to wait for a software update.

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“I do not 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙚 your opinion, I require only your compliance; now, do as you’re told or be replaced.”

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[JUN23] As a military contractor, my team was able to develop a cloaking device that renders soldiers, vehicles, and equipment completely invisible.

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“I have good news and bad news,” my proctologist said, his suddenly tremulous voice sending my anxiety soaring.

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Ding, dong, ding, dong, the bell tolls, cheerily announcing the start of the day.

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Deep in the rainforest, blissfully removed from any work emails or traffic noise, I took a leisurely wee in the river as I sipped on the heady drink one of the guides had given me.

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My sister would always tease our little brother, “Wow this pizza tastes sooo good,” and so on.

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Letting my dementia-addled father keep the sleeping pills by his bed was a terrible mistake.

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In her third trimester and unable to get a legal abortion, my desperate girlfriend found a guy that said he could suck it out.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Excruciating agony… or eternal bliss?” the old wizard did not give me much time to decide.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
As had become his routine, as soon as his wife left for work he raced over to her prized AutoClean5000 cleaning robot to have sex with its vacuum port, annoyed that he had to wait for a software update.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
“I do not 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙚 your opinion, I require only your compliance; now, do as you’re told or be replaced.”	19	TwoSentenceHorror
[JUN23] As a military contractor, my team was able to develop a cloaking device that renders soldiers, vehicles, and equipment completely invisible.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
“I have good news and bad news,” my proctologist said, his suddenly tremulous voice sending my anxiety soaring.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
Ding, dong, ding, dong, the bell tolls, cheerily announcing the start of the day.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
Deep in the rainforest, blissfully removed from any work emails or traffic noise, I took a leisurely wee in the river as I sipped on the heady drink one of the guides had given me.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
My sister would always tease our little brother, “Wow this pizza tastes sooo good,” and so on.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
Letting my dementia-addled father keep the sleeping pills by his bed was a terrible mistake.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
In her third trimester and unable to get a legal abortion, my desperate girlfriend found a guy that said he could suck it out.	16	TwoSentenceHorror