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"Haha, she walks like a penguin!"

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Having been plunged in to total darkness at the heart of the cave, it wasn't the echoes which concerned her.

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Recognizing the footsteps of your family is a symbol of how much you know and love them and has always felt so wholesome.

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Luckily giving birth did not kill me.

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I can't see their faces.

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"I'm pregnant" my girlfriend of 2 months exclaimed, smiling from ear to ear.

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"Women must serve men!" Her misogynistic husband declared.

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I never mince my words.

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[AUG21] "You call being sent to my room a punishment?!"

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My fellow colleague, who makes the same drive in to work as me every morning, fails to indicate on all occasions and it is so frustrating and dangerous.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Haha, she walks like a penguin!"	26
Having been plunged in to total darkness at the heart of the cave, it wasn't the echoes which concerned her.	14
Recognizing the footsteps of your family is a symbol of how much you know and love them and has always felt so wholesome.	14
Luckily giving birth did not kill me.	11
I can't see their faces.	10
"I'm pregnant" my girlfriend of 2 months exclaimed, smiling from ear to ear.	9
"Women must serve men!" Her misogynistic husband declared.	8
I never mince my words.	8
[AUG21] "You call being sent to my room a punishment?!"	7
My fellow colleague, who makes the same drive in to work as me every morning, fails to indicate on all occasions and it is so frustrating and dangerous.	6