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Last night, I sneaked out with a girl I just met and she taught me how to me a man

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"I'm prepared to meet my Maker"

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"Honey, why is there a dead man in our front yard?"

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I was pissing on a public toilet's urinal when a huge guy grabbed my shoulder, leaned to my face then whisper

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I thought getting thrown out the plane and falling to a remote uninhabitable island was the worst thing that could happen.

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"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean any to hurt anyone"

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Everyday I wake up and finds myself on another unfamiliar bed with another stranger whom I may have spent the night with.

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After a long day, I finally had a peaceful slumber, but it did not last long as I felt a jolt of electricity pulled me back to conciousness.

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I cradled my baby in my arms as we celebrated his birthday

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It had been almost an hour since the war began and a lot of people had died.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Last night, I sneaked out with a girl I just met and she taught me how to me a man	9
"I'm prepared to meet my Maker"	9
"Honey, why is there a dead man in our front yard?"	9
I was pissing on a public toilet's urinal when a huge guy grabbed my shoulder, leaned to my face then whisper	8
I thought getting thrown out the plane and falling to a remote uninhabitable island was the worst thing that could happen.	8
"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean any to hurt anyone"	7
Everyday I wake up and finds myself on another unfamiliar bed with another stranger whom I may have spent the night with.	7
After a long day, I finally had a peaceful slumber, but it did not last long as I felt a jolt of electricity pulled me back to conciousness.	7
I cradled my baby in my arms as we celebrated his birthday	5
It had been almost an hour since the war began and a lot of people had died.	5