/u/rossumcapek's posts
[WP] Good news: You brought home two attractive people after the party. Bad news: You're about to find out what happens when a person gets bitten by both a vampire and a werewolf at the same time.
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[WP] Time travel is easy. Keeping your music history straight and not causing a paradox, that's the trouble.
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[WP] "Yes, that's correct. The International Olympic Committee has ruled that each country may have one non-human animal on a single team in one of their chosen events. The exception is no birds whatsoever. Next question?"
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[WP] "The worst part about time travel? No, it's not the appalling dental care, or using the correct dialect, or even preventing fashion paradoxes. The worst part of time travel is missing the music."
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[WP] Supernatural beings, tired of being interrupted at dinner or errands, have finally turned the tables as a particularly snarky and clever imp has published a pamphlet called "How to summon a human to do your bidding in three easy steps."
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[WP] You've died. The next thing you hear is, "Welcome to day one of orientation at the Ghost Post Office."
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[WP] Jimi Hendrix is back from the dead. He gives you five resurrection crystals and instructions to make your dream band.
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[WP] The telephone company has a brand-new service that lets you talk to the dead. Today is launch day.
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