/u/russty_shacklefordd's posts
I learned the hard way that 500 years of immortality isn't enough time to push 6 feet of hard-packed dirt off the lid of your own coffin from the inside.
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I thought "The Floor Is Lava" was just a kid's game, until I played it with a real life Reality Bender.
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When the couple and their young son came in to eat, I seated them in a corner booth and brought them their menus.
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My son called me from school crying and whispering, "There's a shooting at school and students are being killed."
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A Warlock cursed me to never die.no matter what happens to my physical body, or what condition it's made into.
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