/u/schuj1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Honey make sure you check the closet, bathroom, and under the bed like always."

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"Sunny I'm infected with deadly parasites, kill me before they infect the others."

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I'm telling you, anesthetic doesn't work on me!

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In the middle of the night, or day, if I tap the floor, something taps back.

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I have 3 eyes, 16 toes, 4 arms, and 31 teeth.

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I hide because I have the power to kill anyone I think about.

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The more I look into my tinder date's eyes, the more he looks like that killer on the news.

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"...seven, eight, nine, ten! Daddy, I counted ten in the chest."

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Can you imagine being so depressed and anxious, you want to kill yourself before even finishing your two sentence horror?

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He was whistling as he carved into my bones with a hacksaw and sliced my organs open, unable to hear my tortured cries.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Honey make sure you check the closet, bathroom, and under the bed like always."	374
"Sunny I'm infected with deadly parasites, kill me before they infect the others."	349
I'm telling you, anesthetic doesn't work on me!	340
In the middle of the night, or day, if I tap the floor, something taps back.	273
I have 3 eyes, 16 toes, 4 arms, and 31 teeth.	194
I hide because I have the power to kill anyone I think about.	127
The more I look into my tinder date's eyes, the more he looks like that killer on the news.	109
"...seven, eight, nine, ten! Daddy, I counted ten in the chest."	96
Can you imagine being so depressed and anxious, you want to kill yourself before even finishing your two sentence horror?	89
He was whistling as he carved into my bones with a hacksaw and sliced my organs open, unable to hear my tortured cries.	88