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I was excited to see my boyfriend running at me when I told him I was pregnant!

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My brand new bride just told me she’s pregnant.

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I was following a petite and pretty girl walking home alone from the bar late at night when she disappeared, thinking I was going to make a lot of money after I found her.

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“I love dipping the flesh of the mother into the guts of her children.”

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The girls we hire never ask why we’re paying so much for a porn movie.

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“If you ever hurt her, I’ll hurt you,” her dad said to me before we left on our first date.

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City people always ask, “Who lives so far out in the boonies” and my answer is always “just some regular people and people like us.”

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Everyone was relieved when my test came back negative for COVID-19 as I had been coughing around them all morning.

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My wife knew she was approaching the end of her life and pleaded - no, begged! - with her eyes for me to end her suffering.

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I was surprised when my husband came home from deployment early.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was excited to see my boyfriend running at me when I told him I was pregnant!	11
My brand new bride just told me she’s pregnant.	10
I was following a petite and pretty girl walking home alone from the bar late at night when she disappeared, thinking I was going to make a lot of money after I found her.	10
“I love dipping the flesh of the mother into the guts of her children.”	8
The girls we hire never ask why we’re paying so much for a porn movie.	5
“If you ever hurt her, I’ll hurt you,” her dad said to me before we left on our first date.	3
City people always ask, “Who lives so far out in the boonies” and my answer is always “just some regular people and people like us.”	2
Everyone was relieved when my test came back negative for COVID-19 as I had been coughing around them all morning.	1
My wife knew she was approaching the end of her life and pleaded - no, begged! - with her eyes for me to end her suffering.	1
I was surprised when my husband came home from deployment early.	1