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I awoke in the forest, lost and alone.

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“Basically, situationally irony is when something happens that is the opposite of what you’d expect”, said our professor.

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I caught Charlie whispering to himself again.

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The final time I saw my grandfather, he knelt to hug me, and smiled with the saddest eyes I’ve ever seen.

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I heard the car slow down and the crunch of gravel underneath us.

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“Transit time to Section 7 has been delayed,” crackled the station PA.

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Warning, your data limit has exceeded the monthly quota.

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Once deployed, our company’s nanotech can desalinate up to 10,000 metric tons of salt water per day.

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“Sounds like it might be reflu…”

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For seventeen years I’ve lingered here after death, one soul stuck among billions.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I awoke in the forest, lost and alone.	36
“Basically, situationally irony is when something happens that is the opposite of what you’d expect”, said our professor.	35
I caught Charlie whispering to himself again.	34
The final time I saw my grandfather, he knelt to hug me, and smiled with the saddest eyes I’ve ever seen.	33
I heard the car slow down and the crunch of gravel underneath us.	33
“Transit time to Section 7 has been delayed,” crackled the station PA.	33
Warning, your data limit has exceeded the monthly quota.	33
Once deployed, our company’s nanotech can desalinate up to 10,000 metric tons of salt water per day.	32
“Sounds like it might be reflu…”	31
For seventeen years I’ve lingered here after death, one soul stuck among billions.	31