/u/silverrose654's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My body instantly heals itself, whether I want it to or not.

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Everyone at my nursing home hated me, and the nurses tended to avoid my call-light.

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The people couldn't help but laugh as the shooter claimed he was going to shoot himself and then everyone else in the room.

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The genie failed to mention that wishes have expiration dates.

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Maria loved her new red hair, but she hated how long it was taking to wash all the remaining dye out.

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"Died of a shattered heart," the police officer explained as I arrived at the scene.

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"You want to see the outside world so badly, fine!" Mother Gothel snapped, and shoved Rapunzel out the open window.

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"Let not even death separate us," the bride vowed at their wedding.

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Wendy grunted as she used all her strength to pull the congealed ball of animal fat out of the sink drain, scraping it into a small plastic container.

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I've always disliked men with tattoos.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My body instantly heals itself, whether I want it to or not.	92
Everyone at my nursing home hated me, and the nurses tended to avoid my call-light.	83
The people couldn't help but laugh as the shooter claimed he was going to shoot himself and then everyone else in the room.	65
The genie failed to mention that wishes have expiration dates.	63
Maria loved her new red hair, but she hated how long it was taking to wash all the remaining dye out.	60
"Died of a shattered heart," the police officer explained as I arrived at the scene.	59
"You want to see the outside world so badly, fine!" Mother Gothel snapped, and shoved Rapunzel out the open window.	50
"Let not even death separate us," the bride vowed at their wedding.	43
Wendy grunted as she used all her strength to pull the congealed ball of animal fat out of the sink drain, scraping it into a small plastic container.	43
I've always disliked men with tattoos.	42