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My cat’s kittens learned to walk last night, and stood around my bed peering at me with their sweet eyes catching the moonlight.

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“Go on,” my wife giggled on the bungee platform, “you go first!”

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My big brothers made it out of the house before the roof caught fire.

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As he marched me into the frozen tundra I was terrified that he was going to slit my throat.

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I hate that my dog keeps digging up my lawn.

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I fell out of my wheelchair in the back garden - a stupid tumble.

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I ate the sweet, tiny crabs whole, like the proper chefs do on TV.

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Mummy says good little girls look just like angels.

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I know it’s dark, but I just love watching murder documentaries where they reenact the grisly details.

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I looked into the mirror, smiled and turned away.

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