/u/sleeplessfromdreams's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
The pre-life review was going well - the soul had agreed to the planet and country of its birth, its level of intelligence and even its gender...
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My six month old son is really advanced, so much so that he talks in his sleep, although because he is so young he tends to talk backwards. The baby monitor started to crackle again last night and I heard his angelic voice say...
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My husband had always known that I hated being late but for some reason he always tried to delay us, even going so far as to lock himself in the shed to prevent me from getting the noon train...
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I’d been looking for a council house trade, wanting to downsize and escape my awful neighbours, so one day I declared that “I would accept any trade in the world”. I woke up to the sound of footsteps crossing the wooden floorboards above my nose and a voice voice whispered, “trade complete”.
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It was a little late for trick or treaters so when I opened the door to see a toddler on my doorstep I instantly knew that I had to get him safely home.
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I know you think that Slenderman is just an urban legend, another myth concocted by the internet generation, and oh dear God I wish that was the truth...
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