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I adopted the cats six months before scientists proved that ghosts existed and that the best way to detect them was to watch for cats and dogs to fix their gazes on empty air.

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I did it right, followed all of the rules and got into Heaven...

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My family laughed and danced when they heard that we had won the lottery, knowing that they would never go cold or hungry again...

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She lay by the side of the road, tears and blood slipping out of her eyes, and screamed for help while cars and pedestrians streamed past without anyone glancing at her…

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I’d already heard about the mysterious mannequins on the front porch when I bought the house, but it was only the work of a couple of hours to clean them away.

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The internet exploded with controversy when a scientist working in Edinburgh caught the first officially verified photograph of a ghost...

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My husband likes sex in the morning...

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I stared at the scale, trembling in silent apprehension, as the man in front of me placed my still-beating heart on one side.

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We had known for a long time that there were numerous ghosts occupying the family home outside Falkirk...

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My baby daughter has suffered from nightmares almost since she was born and she will only settle to sleep if our cat, Tabbi, snuggles down next to her...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I adopted the cats six months before scientists proved that ghosts existed and that the best way to detect them was to watch for cats and dogs to fix their gazes on empty air.	66
I did it right, followed all of the rules and got into Heaven...	65
My family laughed and danced when they heard that we had won the lottery, knowing that they would never go cold or hungry again...	64
She lay by the side of the road, tears and blood slipping out of her eyes, and screamed for help while cars and pedestrians streamed past without anyone glancing at her…	63
I’d already heard about the mysterious mannequins on the front porch when I bought the house, but it was only the work of a couple of hours to clean them away.	62
The internet exploded with controversy when a scientist working in Edinburgh caught the first officially verified photograph of a ghost...	62
My husband likes sex in the morning...	62
I stared at the scale, trembling in silent apprehension, as the man in front of me placed my still-beating heart on one side.	62
We had known for a long time that there were numerous ghosts occupying the family home outside Falkirk...	61
My baby daughter has suffered from nightmares almost since she was born and she will only settle to sleep if our cat, Tabbi, snuggles down next to her...	61