/u/sleeplessfromdreams's posts
I was only half listening when my wife told me about the clown that she’d booked for our six-year-old’s birthday party but I was pleasantly surprised when she told me that he was the cheapest...
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"You should be grateful for my mercy," my mother gloated, "I could easily have smothered you when you were in the cradle."
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I have always known that I sleepwalk when stressed but it was only after the short course at the Adult College that I started cooking in my sleep as well...
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I was really inspired by my first visit to Sunday School so, exactly one week later, I arrived early and set up my own communion service...
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Yes, my family lives in an igloo, but aside from that we have never really been big on the traditions of my people, so I wasn’t suspicious when they said they had planned a party for my seventieth birthday...
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The party lasted long into the night, celebrating the deal that would end the war between our cities...
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In 2042, 16 year old genius Marcus Bersin developed a light frequency that, when shone upon a person, would reveal spiritual evil by painting them with a sickly green glow.
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My hand trembled as I lit my final remaining match and ignited the last of the ten fires stretching across the front of the cave...
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It is a symptom of my mental illness that sometimes the world around me doesn’t seem entirely real...
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