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"You know, the only thing that upsets Daddy more than you not emptying your plate is when you talk with your mouth full honey, it's so rude."
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I thought it was time to invite my ex round to pick up the rest of his stuff and finally bury the hatchet.
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I can't tell you how excited for Halloween I am, I've got my costume all sorted and I'm going to pick up so many treats!
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It's so uncomfortable being squished up into a tiny space like this, my knees are against my chest and it's so hard to breathe.
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I merely leaned back in my chair and smiled when you started running, in fact, it's exactly what I wanted.
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