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On hindsight, I should've told her the truth 10 years ago, that I lost the diamond necklace she loaned me for my debutante ball.

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Despite multiple shocks, one of his test subject continues to defy his "stress leads to mistakes" theory and get all his test questions correct.

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When my daughter told me worriedly that she accidentally swallowed her baby tooth, I told her that the tooth fairy will still be able to get it and she will get her coin.

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I found out that my dad had sabotaged all my job interviews just to prove his point that I can't survive the real world without him

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"If I can't have you, no one will."

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[JAN 21] The year was 1821, the year Napoleon Bonaparte died from stomach cancer.

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I liked making ugly monster faces in the mirror for fun.

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I found another pimple on my scalp and started squeezing it.

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On Halloween, all kids are only allowed to have two candies at most.

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Mommy won't let me have a pony even when I held my breath till I passed out.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
On hindsight, I should've told her the truth 10 years ago, that I lost the diamond necklace she loaned me for my debutante ball.	37
Despite multiple shocks, one of his test subject continues to defy his "stress leads to mistakes" theory and get all his test questions correct.	36
When my daughter told me worriedly that she accidentally swallowed her baby tooth, I told her that the tooth fairy will still be able to get it and she will get her coin.	33
I found out that my dad had sabotaged all my job interviews just to prove his point that I can't survive the real world without him	32
"If I can't have you, no one will."	31
[JAN 21] The year was 1821, the year Napoleon Bonaparte died from stomach cancer.	31
I liked making ugly monster faces in the mirror for fun.	31
I found another pimple on my scalp and started squeezing it.	29
On Halloween, all kids are only allowed to have two candies at most.	27
Mommy won't let me have a pony even when I held my breath till I passed out.	24