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“It was a dark and stormy night” is how all good horror stories start.

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I noticed 2 things when I stepped into my Uber’s car, first the doors automatically locked.

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Living alone can be quite hard but I’m glad I have my parrot to keep me compony, he always repeats funny phase I’ve said.

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My wife and I always write each other silly little notes on the bathroom mirror and today she wrote “I’m leaving you” my wife is so silly.

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“You are what you eat” is the one thought that got me through my meal.

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My crush achally kissed me today.

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“Dogs are a mans best friend” I told myself.

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“Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary”

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“There’s just one more thing you have to do before I give you my chocolate factory Charlie”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“It was a dark and stormy night” is how all good horror stories start.	10
I noticed 2 things when I stepped into my Uber’s car, first the doors automatically locked.	9
Living alone can be quite hard but I’m glad I have my parrot to keep me compony, he always repeats funny phase I’ve said.	7
My wife and I always write each other silly little notes on the bathroom mirror and today she wrote “I’m leaving you” my wife is so silly.	6
“You are what you eat” is the one thought that got me through my meal.	6
My crush achally kissed me today.	5
“Dogs are a mans best friend” I told myself.	5
“Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary”	2
“There’s just one more thing you have to do before I give you my chocolate factory Charlie”	0