/u/sr_ls99's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

My wife smells horrible but she absolutely refuses to shower or take a bath.

41 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Upon hearing the alarm, the people of Agglebury began turning out their lights, knowing only darkness would prevent their city from being a target.

29 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Today I told my sister that she needs to start taking vitamin C.

28 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My aunt, who took me in after my parents died, used to call me a monster.

27 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I have finally slayed all of my demons.

26 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I've always wanted a man to sweep me off my feet.

23 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My girlfriend has convinced me to eat all these new foods that I refused to try before.

21 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My husband once told me that if he could choose how he would die, he would choose to drown, as he thought it would be peaceful.

18 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I never thought that collecting antiques and using them to spruce up my house would get me into trouble.

13 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My uncle took me to a wax museum when I was a kid and the wax figures terrified me, so much so that I peed my pants and ran out the door.

8 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife smells horrible but she absolutely refuses to shower or take a bath.	41
Upon hearing the alarm, the people of Agglebury began turning out their lights, knowing only darkness would prevent their city from being a target.	29
Today I told my sister that she needs to start taking vitamin C.	28
My aunt, who took me in after my parents died, used to call me a monster.	27
I have finally slayed all of my demons.	26
I've always wanted a man to sweep me off my feet.	23
My girlfriend has convinced me to eat all these new foods that I refused to try before.	21
My husband once told me that if he could choose how he would die, he would choose to drown, as he thought it would be peaceful.	18
I never thought that collecting antiques and using them to spruce up my house would get me into trouble.	13
My uncle took me to a wax museum when I was a kid and the wax figures terrified me, so much so that I peed my pants and ran out the door.	8