/u/steikul's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Usually I just laze around, but in this trip with fellow researchers, we really feel motivated to climb higher and higher and higher....

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You know the best advantage of "doesn't get drunk even after lots of drink"?

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"911. sorry, your father social credit doesn't fulfill the requirement for ambulance, nearest hospital is 10km away, have a nice day."

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"Okay kids, we will be safe in this class, the aliens will not find us here, let me do quick headcount: 1.. 2... 3..."

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Like Adele, I want to create a song to explain my son what happened with his father

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Tingling after bitten by a spider in genetic lab, I know I was getting superpowers NSFW

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"It looks like I can squeeze in my hip...nope, bummer, now I'm stuck"

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"I told you not to play in the dirt, now mommy has to wash your clothes again!

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After they caught the syndicate of evil doctors, infant mortality rate plunge down

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They may call me dumb and useless fisherman, but I know their lies when they told me not to fish today

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Usually I just laze around, but in this trip with fellow researchers, we really feel motivated to climb higher and higher and higher....	21
You know the best advantage of "doesn't get drunk even after lots of drink"?	19
"911. sorry, your father social credit doesn't fulfill the requirement for ambulance, nearest hospital is 10km away, have a nice day."	18
"Okay kids, we will be safe in this class, the aliens will not find us here, let me do quick headcount: 1.. 2... 3..."	16
Like Adele, I want to create a song to explain my son what happened with his father	13
Tingling after bitten by a spider in genetic lab, I know I was getting superpowers NSFW	12
"It looks like I can squeeze in my hip...nope, bummer, now I'm stuck"	11
"I told you not to play in the dirt, now mommy has to wash your clothes again!	10
After they caught the syndicate of evil doctors, infant mortality rate plunge down	10
They may call me dumb and useless fisherman, but I know their lies when they told me not to fish today	8