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The restaurant I went to for my girlfriend's birthday prepares and cooks your food fresh in front of you .

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"No, honey, we don't need cutlery.." I called to my husband , who was furtively ransacking the drawer for knives and forks.

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"Look daddy, No hands!"

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At first I was relieved when I couldn't see the spider anymore .

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All myths are based upon fact, to an extent.

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I knew my neighbour always had an obsession with me .

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I'm a very awkward person, so no one ever found it unusual that I always eat alone.

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What's scarier than hearing your baby crying on the baby monitor ?

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That no more tears baby shampoo is a utter scam.

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It didn't matter how hard I pummelled against the rubble.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The restaurant I went to for my girlfriend's birthday prepares and cooks your food fresh in front of you .	40
"No, honey, we don't need cutlery.." I called to my husband , who was furtively ransacking the drawer for knives and forks.	40
"Look daddy, No hands!"	40
At first I was relieved when I couldn't see the spider anymore .	40
All myths are based upon fact, to an extent.	38
I knew my neighbour always had an obsession with me .	38
I'm a very awkward person, so no one ever found it unusual that I always eat alone.	36
What's scarier than hearing your baby crying on the baby monitor ?	36
That no more tears baby shampoo is a utter scam.	36
It didn't matter how hard I pummelled against the rubble.	34