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“mom, phone, it’s about grandma,” my child said as he takes a break talking to the static screen on tv.

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i race home with the groceries, praying i make it in time to my hungry wife.

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my kids are so terrible i sold my soul to the devil so i can get a babysitter.

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as a joke, my son decide to prank mickey by taking off his head

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i kick the trunk as hard as i can, trying to get the cops attention.

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i take a deep breath of fresh air and think to myself, finally, back to some normalcy.

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hiding in the closet of my crush, i turned on the camera as she takes off her shirt.

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i can hear the intruder creep closer to my bed.

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we decide to stop global warming as one…

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i remember the exotic beaches, the luscious sea of trees…..

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“mom, phone, it’s about grandma,” my child said as he takes a break talking to the static screen on tv.	54	TwoSentenceHorror
i race home with the groceries, praying i make it in time to my hungry wife.	54	TwoSentenceHorror
my kids are so terrible i sold my soul to the devil so i can get a babysitter.	52	TwoSentenceHorror
as a joke, my son decide to prank mickey by taking off his head	52	TwoSentenceHorror
i kick the trunk as hard as i can, trying to get the cops attention.	51	TwoSentenceHorror
i take a deep breath of fresh air and think to myself, finally, back to some normalcy.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
hiding in the closet of my crush, i turned on the camera as she takes off her shirt.	49	TwoSentenceHorror
i can hear the intruder creep closer to my bed.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
we decide to stop global warming as one…	48	TwoSentenceHorror
i remember the exotic beaches, the luscious sea of trees…..	47	TwoSentenceHorror