/u/sugar-soad's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I promised the girl that I would let her go free if she just asked

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I was overjoyed when my son was born with a full set of hair

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My mother was furious with me after I threw my little brother down the stairs, and demanded to know what I had to say for myself

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[SEP21] My parents decided to homeschool both me and my brother, but treat us very differently in terms of what they teach us

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[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except I think I should give my wife her present early NSFW

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My mother kept telling me that cleanliness is next to godliness after catching me masterbating NSFW

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[AUG21] I love to sing to my son as punishment, whenever he pisses me off

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I finally admitted to my friends that I had woken up to discover that he was raping me

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My wife has always told me I take things too literally

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I let out a scream of agony as the hot oil in the pan burned my hand

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I promised the girl that I would let her go free if she just asked	733
I was overjoyed when my son was born with a full set of hair	723
My mother was furious with me after I threw my little brother down the stairs, and demanded to know what I had to say for myself	694
[SEP21] My parents decided to homeschool both me and my brother, but treat us very differently in terms of what they teach us	675
[DEC21] It almost feels like Christmas except I think I should give my wife her present early NSFW	656
My mother kept telling me that cleanliness is next to godliness after catching me masterbating NSFW	655
[AUG21] I love to sing to my son as punishment, whenever he pisses me off	642
I finally admitted to my friends that I had woken up to discover that he was raping me	642
My wife has always told me I take things too literally	640
I let out a scream of agony as the hot oil in the pan burned my hand	638