/u/sugar-soad's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My family have always loved to make me feel like shit, and use every opportunity to have a laugh at my expense NSFW

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My wife told me it was just a nipple piercing, and I needed to stop being such a prude about it

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[AUG21] After being sent to hell, my punishment was being forced to repeat my life for all of eternity

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My brother got a standing ovation from my family, as they all praised him for helping to lift everyone's spirits NSFW

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I killed my wife moments before the power finally came back on

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I promised to let her go if she read out the sentences that I had written

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I smashed my infant son's head in with a hammer, as I was convinced my partner had cheated on me and that the child wasn't mine

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My family all thought it was hilarious after my sister got me a training bra for my birthday, and begged me to try it on NSFW

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My father told me that my body changing was part of growing up, and that I should embrace it NSFW

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I pushed the hose inside and started sucking, and was relieved when the yellowish liquid began flowing out NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My family have always loved to make me feel like shit, and use every opportunity to have a laugh at my expense NSFW	7591
My wife told me it was just a nipple piercing, and I needed to stop being such a prude about it	7329
[AUG21] After being sent to hell, my punishment was being forced to repeat my life for all of eternity	7067
My brother got a standing ovation from my family, as they all praised him for helping to lift everyone's spirits NSFW	6863
I killed my wife moments before the power finally came back on	6862
I promised to let her go if she read out the sentences that I had written	6832
I smashed my infant son's head in with a hammer, as I was convinced my partner had cheated on me and that the child wasn't mine	6797
My family all thought it was hilarious after my sister got me a training bra for my birthday, and begged me to try it on NSFW	6788
My father told me that my body changing was part of growing up, and that I should embrace it NSFW	6765
I pushed the hose inside and started sucking, and was relieved when the yellowish liquid began flowing out NSFW	6723