/u/tasteofhemlock's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[SEP22] “A galaxy is composed of gas and dust and stars - billions upon billions of stars.”

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I always felt unlucky and tested the notion by flipping a coin over and over: it came up tails eighty seven percent of the time.

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SEP22] Millions and millions of years later he was still hating himself for ever living the holy life and gaining a place in Heaven.

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[OCT22] My second moms are sinful liars and I can tell they don’t truly love father like my first mom does.

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When I was a kid I actually believed my grandpa when he said that swallowing watermelon seeds would make them grow inside me until they burst out of my stomach.

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It's so damn heart breaking when an old dog refuses to eat and you know the end is near.

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“Everyone knows that man is the most dangerous game.”

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[DEC22] The young buck kept fighting even though the older male had already given up.

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My super power is anticipating with certainty all the consequences and impact of even my smallest actions.

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“My wonderful son Johnny really is quite a catch, but some women don’t think of him that way because of his condition.”

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[SEP22] “A galaxy is composed of gas and dust and stars - billions upon billions of stars.”	5
I always felt unlucky and tested the notion by flipping a coin over and over: it came up tails eighty seven percent of the time.	4
SEP22] Millions and millions of years later he was still hating himself for ever living the holy life and gaining a place in Heaven.	4
[OCT22] My second moms are sinful liars and I can tell they don’t truly love father like my first mom does.	4
When I was a kid I actually believed my grandpa when he said that swallowing watermelon seeds would make them grow inside me until they burst out of my stomach.	4
It's so damn heart breaking when an old dog refuses to eat and you know the end is near.	4
“Everyone knows that man is the most dangerous game.”	3
[DEC22] The young buck kept fighting even though the older male had already given up.	3
My super power is anticipating with certainty all the consequences and impact of even my smallest actions.	3
“My wonderful son Johnny really is quite a catch, but some women don’t think of him that way because of his condition.”	3