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I don’t know if it’s a sales tactic or a legit belief that sharing this fact will make him seem interesting, but my exterminator friend loves telling people how mice can squeeze their way through a quarter-inch hole.

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Lying in a hospital bed, he smiled to his family and said: “I survived seven gunshots, so I know in my heart God is keeping me here for a reason!”

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“There’s no reason to be afraid of the Israelites just because they smeared a little blood on their doors, Masuda.“

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The man desperately scratches at the scattering of bites all over his body as he says, “she was so unbelievably hot that I decided I didn’t even care when I noticed a bed bug carapace on her pillow….”

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[DEC23] During the screening several people fainted, the gore just looked so real that some viewers accused the crew of making a snuff film.

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The police chief said to his most trusted officers, “The mayor just gave another speech accusing us all of being racists which is why I’m assigning each of you a black rookie.”

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Im sorry if this breaks the Reddit rules about doxing but my kidnapper said if I wanted the authorities to come save me, my only chance was to post his identity and location here:

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The first thing they did was block the exits.

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“Babe, I think the cat has parasites or something because she pooped in the kids play area.”

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My kid woke up early and walked in on me while I was watching some, uh, private videos I made.

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I don’t know if it’s a sales tactic or a legit belief that sharing this fact will make him seem interesting, but my exterminator friend loves telling people how mice can squeeze their way through a quarter-inch hole.	2
Lying in a hospital bed, he smiled to his family and said: “I survived seven gunshots, so I know in my heart God is keeping me here for a reason!”	2
“There’s no reason to be afraid of the Israelites just because they smeared a little blood on their doors, Masuda.“	2
The man desperately scratches at the scattering of bites all over his body as he says, “she was so unbelievably hot that I decided I didn’t even care when I noticed a bed bug carapace on her pillow….”	2
[DEC23] During the screening several people fainted, the gore just looked so real that some viewers accused the crew of making a snuff film.	1
The police chief said to his most trusted officers, “The mayor just gave another speech accusing us all of being racists which is why I’m assigning each of you a black rookie.”	1
Im sorry if this breaks the Reddit rules about doxing but my kidnapper said if I wanted the authorities to come save me, my only chance was to post his identity and location here:	1
The first thing they did was block the exits.	1
“Babe, I think the cat has parasites or something because she pooped in the kids play area.”	1
My kid woke up early and walked in on me while I was watching some, uh, private videos I made.	1