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[SEP23] "In Genesis, it says that on the seventh day God looked at his creation and the work he had done and rested."

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[SEP23] "You rolled a seven and failed your perception check so you're oblivious to the subtle fragrance of ripe fruits growing on the slopes downwind, but you do notice the sickly smell of decay nearby which leads you to discover the carcass of some woodland creature..."

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[SEP23] "You rolled a seven and failed your perception check so you're oblivious to the subtle fragrance of ripe fruits growing on the slopes downwind, but you do notice the sickly smell of decay nearby which leads you to discover the bloated carcass of some woodland critter..."

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[SEP23] Gritting my teeth against the pain I squeezed my wound once more and out squirmed a seventh wriggling maggot.

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[SEP23] We thought our son was literally perfect, until he was around 7 years old and our dentist told us those adult teeth we'd been waiting for weren't ever going to show.

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[SEP23] "You rolled a seven and fail your perception check meaning your nose is so overpowered by the vile smells emanating from a nearby animal carcass that you fail to notice the subtle fragrance of ripe fruits growing downwind..."

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“When I was your age people used to say ‘you are what you eat’ and they really just meant eating healthy keeps you alive.”

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[SEP23] "Seven CCs of adrenaline, stat!"

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[OCT23] He made sure the gun was loaded, then set an alarm for midnight tonight.

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[OCT23] "See you next Tuesday!"

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[SEP23] "In Genesis, it says that on the seventh day God looked at his creation and the work he had done and rested."	1
[SEP23] "You rolled a seven and failed your perception check so you're oblivious to the subtle fragrance of ripe fruits growing on the slopes downwind, but you do notice the sickly smell of decay nearby which leads you to discover the carcass of some woodland creature..."	1
[SEP23] "You rolled a seven and failed your perception check so you're oblivious to the subtle fragrance of ripe fruits growing on the slopes downwind, but you do notice the sickly smell of decay nearby which leads you to discover the bloated carcass of some woodland critter..."	1
[SEP23] Gritting my teeth against the pain I squeezed my wound once more and out squirmed a seventh wriggling maggot.	1
[SEP23] We thought our son was literally perfect, until he was around 7 years old and our dentist told us those adult teeth we'd been waiting for weren't ever going to show.	1
[SEP23] "You rolled a seven and fail your perception check meaning your nose is so overpowered by the vile smells emanating from a nearby animal carcass that you fail to notice the subtle fragrance of ripe fruits growing downwind..."	1
“When I was your age people used to say ‘you are what you eat’ and they really just meant eating healthy keeps you alive.”	1
[SEP23] "Seven CCs of adrenaline, stat!"	1
[OCT23] He made sure the gun was loaded, then set an alarm for midnight tonight.	1
[OCT23] "See you next Tuesday!"	1