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“Daddy call an ambulance!”

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I hear the their claws scratching against the wood as the monsters beg me to open the basement door.

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Hello I am 7 yers old and my dad left his cumpewter open to this paj.

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[OCT22] Tears welled up in his eyes as he struggled to say: “I wuv you vewy mush an’ I wanna shpen’ my wife wiv you.”

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[JAN23] My wife and my best friend couldn’t hide their grins when I explained that I knew they’d been cheating on me and that’s why I was making them “two-faced tacos”.

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Every since I was a little boy, I’d wanted to be a daddy, and I went so far as to believe it was my one true purpose.

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Her infant was so pale, she knew he needed more milk.

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[DEC22] Reviewing the tapes, the detective shook his head and said, “nobody’s been able to ID this kid so far.”

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[AUG22] He threw a huge fit but I just figured it was because he didn’t want to take a bath.

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My wife brought home another stranger for a hookup last night.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Daddy call an ambulance!”	101	TwoSentenceHorror
I hear the their claws scratching against the wood as the monsters beg me to open the basement door.	99	TwoSentenceHorror
Hello I am 7 yers old and my dad left his cumpewter open to this paj.	98	TwoSentenceSadness
[OCT22] Tears welled up in his eyes as he struggled to say: “I wuv you vewy mush an’ I wanna shpen’ my wife wiv you.”	97	TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN23] My wife and my best friend couldn’t hide their grins when I explained that I knew they’d been cheating on me and that’s why I was making them “two-faced tacos”.	95	TwoSentenceHorror
Every since I was a little boy, I’d wanted to be a daddy, and I went so far as to believe it was my one true purpose.	94	TwoSentenceSadness
Her infant was so pale, she knew he needed more milk.	90	TwoSentenceSadness
[DEC22] Reviewing the tapes, the detective shook his head and said, “nobody’s been able to ID this kid so far.”	88	TwoSentenceHorror
[AUG22] He threw a huge fit but I just figured it was because he didn’t want to take a bath.	87	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife brought home another stranger for a hookup last night.	86	TwoSentenceHorror