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[JAN23] “I understand this comes as a surprise, but your father is gone and he’s donated his body to the hospital’s organ bank.”

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The Long Shore High drama club wanted to take their acting to the next level, so they organized a flash mob in makeup pretending to be zombies.

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[DEC22] As he penetrated her he said: “There’s no escape, but if it makes you feel any better this isn’t even about the sex.” NSFW

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[DEC22] My wife’s face broke into giddy smile as she said, “Our little guy just loves climbing out of his crib and over the gates because he’s a perfect little escape artist!”

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As I walk through the playground the mothers clutch their children and give me awkward— but impotent— stares.

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I asked the birthday boy what kind of balloon animal he wanted me to make first, and he said a bunny.

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Thirsty and lost, she couldn’t help but smile with relief when she finally saw another hiker….

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[DEC22] “I’m justly proud of my work, having helped billions of grateful souls escape their prisons….”

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When the usher asked her what she was doing outside the church, she raised her camera and said, “I’m here to shoot the bride and groom.”

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[FEB23] Sobbing desperately she told her husband, “I really do love you, babe.”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JAN23] “I understand this comes as a surprise, but your father is gone and he’s donated his body to the hospital’s organ bank.”	36	TwoSentenceHorror
The Long Shore High drama club wanted to take their acting to the next level, so they organized a flash mob in makeup pretending to be zombies.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC22] As he penetrated her he said: “There’s no escape, but if it makes you feel any better this isn’t even about the sex.” NSFW	33	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC22] My wife’s face broke into giddy smile as she said, “Our little guy just loves climbing out of his crib and over the gates because he’s a perfect little escape artist!”	33	TwoSentenceHorror
As I walk through the playground the mothers clutch their children and give me awkward— but impotent— stares.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked the birthday boy what kind of balloon animal he wanted me to make first, and he said a bunny.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
Thirsty and lost, she couldn’t help but smile with relief when she finally saw another hiker….	31	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC22] “I’m justly proud of my work, having helped billions of grateful souls escape their prisons….”	31	TwoSentenceHorror
When the usher asked her what she was doing outside the church, she raised her camera and said, “I’m here to shoot the bride and groom.”	31	TwoSentenceHorror
[FEB23] Sobbing desperately she told her husband, “I really do love you, babe.”	30	TwoSentenceHorror