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When this batch of nasal spray is finally recalled and tracked back to me, I will gladly face the legal consequences of my actions.

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These days it really is best to just try not to think about where our food really comes from.

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Today I was reading on the FDA website and I learned that the acceptable count limit for insect body parts in crunchy peanut butter is nearly 45 pieces per 100 grams, about 50% higher than the limit for creamy.

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[JAN23] The mods on this sub are two-faced LIARS!!!

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[OCT22] “I love you far too much to let our wedding end in a FUCKING DIVORCE!”

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“Zombie deer” are simply infected with a virus that causes them to completely lose all fear of humans.

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I feel so fucking guilty for ever bringing a child into this life.

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At my daughter’s last physical her pediatrician said she was 70th percentile for weight.

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[JAN23] She finished off her scathing status update with, “my husband is an abusive, two-faced devil and this is my only escape.”

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He was picking up litter down by the bay, when he found the end of a hose sticking up out of the muck.

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When this batch of nasal spray is finally recalled and tracked back to me, I will gladly face the legal consequences of my actions.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
These days it really is best to just try not to think about where our food really comes from.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
Today I was reading on the FDA website and I learned that the acceptable count limit for insect body parts in crunchy peanut butter is nearly 45 pieces per 100 grams, about 50% higher than the limit for creamy.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN23] The mods on this sub are two-faced LIARS!!!	21	TwoSentenceHorror
[OCT22] “I love you far too much to let our wedding end in a FUCKING DIVORCE!”	21	TwoSentenceHorror
“Zombie deer” are simply infected with a virus that causes them to completely lose all fear of humans.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
I feel so fucking guilty for ever bringing a child into this life.	21	TwoSentenceSadness
At my daughter’s last physical her pediatrician said she was 70th percentile for weight.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN23] She finished off her scathing status update with, “my husband is an abusive, two-faced devil and this is my only escape.”	20	TwoSentenceHorror
He was picking up litter down by the bay, when he found the end of a hose sticking up out of the muck.	20	TwoSentenceHorror