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Little brother found a great spot, right below a light

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There are signs all over the goddamned place that pets must be leashed, but some dog owners seem to think the rules don’t apply to their “good little puppers.”

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The president of the Home Brewers Association watched as first few drops drained into his carboy.

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[DEC22] He spent all his free time watching the neighbors through his binoculars.

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[APR23] “Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice…”

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[DEC23] “Since their press release yesterday, SynGen stock prices have nearly doubled and preorders for the next release of Worker Drones have skyrocketed.

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When he woke up, the horizon was cloaked in a thick yellow haze and he could taste an acrid smoke on the breeze as it crept in through his open window.

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I'm so happy to announce that I just got even with that imposter who's been living MY life!

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[JAN23] The leader of the protests glared at the officers and said, “you lying, two-faced bastards.”

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[FEB23] I loved my son, but when I felt the bump and heard his shrill little cry while backing out of our driveway I knew I had to pull back in at once.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Little brother found a great spot, right below a light	7	spiderbro
There are signs all over the goddamned place that pets must be leashed, but some dog owners seem to think the rules don’t apply to their “good little puppers.”	7	TwoSentenceHorror
The president of the Home Brewers Association watched as first few drops drained into his carboy.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC22] He spent all his free time watching the neighbors through his binoculars.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
[APR23] “Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice…”	6	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] “Since their press release yesterday, SynGen stock prices have nearly doubled and preorders for the next release of Worker Drones have skyrocketed.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
When he woke up, the horizon was cloaked in a thick yellow haze and he could taste an acrid smoke on the breeze as it crept in through his open window.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm so happy to announce that I just got even with that imposter who's been living MY life!	6	TwoSentenceHorror
[JAN23] The leader of the protests glared at the officers and said, “you lying, two-faced bastards.”	6	TwoSentenceHorror
[FEB23] I loved my son, but when I felt the bump and heard his shrill little cry while backing out of our driveway I knew I had to pull back in at once.	6	TwoSentenceHorror