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I always felt unlucky and tested the notion by flipping a coin over and over: it came up tails eighty seven percent of the time.

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SEP22] Millions and millions of years later he was still hating himself for ever living the holy life and gaining a place in Heaven.

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When I was a kid I actually believed my grandpa when he said that swallowing watermelon seeds would make them grow inside me until they burst out of my stomach.

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I just found my son hugging the dog, after I warned him that real men don’t do that sort of thing.

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[MAY23] Casting another frantic gaze over her shoulder she finally saw the light of their bonfire— a distant flare, piercing the dark of the valley below.

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[OCT22] He has no way of knowing that she means it to be quite soon when she says: “Till death do us part!”

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I was never afraid of the dark, even as a kid, but the shadows in this old house give me the chills.

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[DEC23] Her lips were rose petals and her voice silk as she sang in my ear: “tonight I’m going to try something kinky.”

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My super power is anticipating with certainty all the consequences and impact of even my smallest actions.

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[DEC22] The young buck kept fighting even though the older male had already given up.

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I always felt unlucky and tested the notion by flipping a coin over and over: it came up tails eighty seven percent of the time.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
SEP22] Millions and millions of years later he was still hating himself for ever living the holy life and gaining a place in Heaven.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
When I was a kid I actually believed my grandpa when he said that swallowing watermelon seeds would make them grow inside me until they burst out of my stomach.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
I just found my son hugging the dog, after I warned him that real men don’t do that sort of thing.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAY23] Casting another frantic gaze over her shoulder she finally saw the light of their bonfire— a distant flare, piercing the dark of the valley below.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
[OCT22] He has no way of knowing that she means it to be quite soon when she says: “Till death do us part!”	3	TwoSentenceHorror
I was never afraid of the dark, even as a kid, but the shadows in this old house give me the chills.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] Her lips were rose petals and her voice silk as she sang in my ear: “tonight I’m going to try something kinky.”	3	TwoSentenceHorror
My super power is anticipating with certainty all the consequences and impact of even my smallest actions.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC22] The young buck kept fighting even though the older male had already given up.	3	TwoSentenceHorror