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She died alone, and at the gates of heaven she had a chance to ask God, “who was my soul mate?”

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I’ve always had an unexplained ability to tell when a person was lying, presented as a pulsing aura.

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When I looked up from my gardening to see my toddler splashing his hands in my water bucket and giggling I thought the day was so perfect that nothing could ruin it.

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Many people told his family, "We're sorry for your loss," but none of them really seemed that sad.

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After her fall and the terrible realization that she could not move, she was terrified that her cats would eventually turn to her for food.

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I’ve always been able to percieve animals’ thoughts and feelings, which is why I’ll never take Scout and Xena to a dog park again.

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I wish I knew how to read lips.

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He had always planned to be a better dad than his was, so when his daughter was born he had vowed to always give her nothing but his very best.

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He elbowed his buddy in the ribs and said, “that hot goth chick on the other side of the club keeps giving you a really thirsty look bro.”

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I’m stuck here in this sound proof chamber, helplessly watching the live feed of my doppelgänger drinking and laughing with my friends.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She died alone, and at the gates of heaven she had a chance to ask God, “who was my soul mate?”	556	TwoSentenceSadness
I’ve always had an unexplained ability to tell when a person was lying, presented as a pulsing aura.	513	TwoSentenceSadness
When I looked up from my gardening to see my toddler splashing his hands in my water bucket and giggling I thought the day was so perfect that nothing could ruin it.	509	TwoSentenceSadness
Many people told his family, "We're sorry for your loss," but none of them really seemed that sad.	498	TwoSentenceSadness
After her fall and the terrible realization that she could not move, she was terrified that her cats would eventually turn to her for food.	458	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve always been able to percieve animals’ thoughts and feelings, which is why I’ll never take Scout and Xena to a dog park again.	424	TwoSentenceSadness
I wish I knew how to read lips.	412	TwoSentenceHorror
He had always planned to be a better dad than his was, so when his daughter was born he had vowed to always give her nothing but his very best.	389	TwoSentenceSadness
He elbowed his buddy in the ribs and said, “that hot goth chick on the other side of the club keeps giving you a really thirsty look bro.”	387	TwoSentenceHorror
I’m stuck here in this sound proof chamber, helplessly watching the live feed of my doppelgänger drinking and laughing with my friends.	362	TwoSentenceHorror