/u/tatoomonkee64's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'm really sorry I left you at the altar.

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"If you don't want to listen, you can face the wall and think about your actions!"

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I collapsed on the floor, relieved that I had finally killed the armed intruder.

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The results are in: the baby is yours!

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With all the weird sounds coming from the attic, I think our house might be haunted or have some sort of rodent infestation.

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I'm so proud that my infertile wife and I are finally having a baby!

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"Mom, my soup has a fly in it!"

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It was a mistake telling my cute neighbor how I feel about him.

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I finally had my first kiss tonight!

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My father died on September 11, 2001, and I miss him terribly.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm really sorry I left you at the altar.	17
"If you don't want to listen, you can face the wall and think about your actions!"	17
I collapsed on the floor, relieved that I had finally killed the armed intruder.	17
The results are in: the baby is yours!	16
With all the weird sounds coming from the attic, I think our house might be haunted or have some sort of rodent infestation.	13
I'm so proud that my infertile wife and I are finally having a baby!	12
"Mom, my soup has a fly in it!"	12
It was a mistake telling my cute neighbor how I feel about him.	12
I finally had my first kiss tonight!	11
My father died on September 11, 2001, and I miss him terribly.	10