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I eagerly waited as the genie granted my wish, giving me back the love of my life.

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If Mary has 2 dollars, 2 dimes, and 3 quarters, how much more money does she need?

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While I was mid thrust, my girlfriend paused her moaning, yelling “baby, that one hurt!”

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“But, you’re the love of my life,” I stated tearfully.

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I could hear my mom repeating “oh my god” last night, and I thought she was just praying.

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My friend told me she was roasting a pig for Thanksgiving, and she invited me to come.

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When the cop at the road block jokingly asked me “you don’t have any dead bodies in your trunk, do you?” and I told him I did, it made me pretty bothered that he assumed I was just joking back with him.

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As I finished the last stitch on the dress, I held it up towards my sister for her to see.

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After barely getting any sleep last night due to my rude next door neighbor’s fighting, I was running extremely late to work, which was made worse by me tripping on yet another thing they had left on our apartment’s stairs.

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As his beautiful Queen laid there, the King admired her one of a kind beauty.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I eagerly waited as the genie granted my wish, giving me back the love of my life.	95
If Mary has 2 dollars, 2 dimes, and 3 quarters, how much more money does she need?	77
While I was mid thrust, my girlfriend paused her moaning, yelling “baby, that one hurt!”	64
“But, you’re the love of my life,” I stated tearfully.	44
I could hear my mom repeating “oh my god” last night, and I thought she was just praying.	43
My friend told me she was roasting a pig for Thanksgiving, and she invited me to come.	41
When the cop at the road block jokingly asked me “you don’t have any dead bodies in your trunk, do you?” and I told him I did, it made me pretty bothered that he assumed I was just joking back with him.	40
As I finished the last stitch on the dress, I held it up towards my sister for her to see.	39
After barely getting any sleep last night due to my rude next door neighbor’s fighting, I was running extremely late to work, which was made worse by me tripping on yet another thing they had left on our apartment’s stairs.	39
As his beautiful Queen laid there, the King admired her one of a kind beauty.	37