/u/thecuriousdeadcat's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My phone pinged with an alert from Facebook that said my ex was nearby.

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I passed the man everyday on my walk, and each time he looked increasingly worse for wear.

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"Pick your poison," the barkeep said, gesturing to the bottles behind him.

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The woman - his guest for the night- was transfixed by the sight of a solitary ornament adorning the Christmas tree, and approached for a closer look.

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Dirt landed with a heavy thunk as the prisoner hurriedly scrapped at the tunnel beneath his cell with the remains of a stubby toothbrush.

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I stood alone in the bathroom of my hotel room, eyes closed while I washed my face.

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As the car behind me suddenly accelerated and shot past me, I gave the other driver the finger, wishing I could throw something more substantial.

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I watched as the boys took turns skipping rocks across the lake's surface.

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I was walking down the streets of Boston, when I was accosted by a bird, who let out a loud "cah"!

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Blood is thicker than water

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My phone pinged with an alert from Facebook that said my ex was nearby.	49
I passed the man everyday on my walk, and each time he looked increasingly worse for wear.	49
"Pick your poison," the barkeep said, gesturing to the bottles behind him.	48
The woman - his guest for the night- was transfixed by the sight of a solitary ornament adorning the Christmas tree, and approached for a closer look.	48
Dirt landed with a heavy thunk as the prisoner hurriedly scrapped at the tunnel beneath his cell with the remains of a stubby toothbrush.	47
I stood alone in the bathroom of my hotel room, eyes closed while I washed my face.	46
As the car behind me suddenly accelerated and shot past me, I gave the other driver the finger, wishing I could throw something more substantial.	46
I watched as the boys took turns skipping rocks across the lake's surface.	45
I was walking down the streets of Boston, when I was accosted by a bird, who let out a loud "cah"!	45
Blood is thicker than water	45