/u/thecuriousdeadcat's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wasn't sure what I was disturbed by more. The fact that the museum had lost the mummy in the first place,

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As the AI ran a sponge through the red splatters in the kitchen, it was pleased to have something else to clean, having already tidied up the rest of the house.

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I called my grandmother to check up on her, but the conversation took an odd turn when she kept asking me where I was and if I was alone.

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I tore my gaze from the body at the bottom of the ravine, and glimpsed a man across the way who held up a sign with the number "9" on it.

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Dear Mrs. Allen, we regret to inform you that your son has been killed in service to his country.

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Out for a late night drive, I came upon two dirtied children who upon reaching the vehicle cried, "Our parents have been murdered, we need help!"

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My son asked about death, so I told him this: "Life's a race and heaven is the finish line."

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The waiter must have sensed my extreme discomfort, for when my blind date excused himself to visit the restroom, he approached and offered me a ride home.

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There is a seemingly bottomless hole on my property, so to ascertain its depth I used a weighted line.

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"I see your impending doom," the fortune teller said, her hands splayed across the surface of the crystal ball.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wasn't sure what I was disturbed by more. The fact that the museum had lost the mummy in the first place,	132
As the AI ran a sponge through the red splatters in the kitchen, it was pleased to have something else to clean, having already tidied up the rest of the house.	127
I called my grandmother to check up on her, but the conversation took an odd turn when she kept asking me where I was and if I was alone.	126
I tore my gaze from the body at the bottom of the ravine, and glimpsed a man across the way who held up a sign with the number "9" on it.	121
Dear Mrs. Allen, we regret to inform you that your son has been killed in service to his country.	117
Out for a late night drive, I came upon two dirtied children who upon reaching the vehicle cried, "Our parents have been murdered, we need help!"	116
My son asked about death, so I told him this: "Life's a race and heaven is the finish line."	112
The waiter must have sensed my extreme discomfort, for when my blind date excused himself to visit the restroom, he approached and offered me a ride home.	111
There is a seemingly bottomless hole on my property, so to ascertain its depth I used a weighted line.	111
"I see your impending doom," the fortune teller said, her hands splayed across the surface of the crystal ball.	108