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There is a seemingly bottomless hole on my property, so to ascertain its depth I used a weighted line.
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The waiter must have sensed my extreme discomfort, for when my blind date excused himself to visit the restroom, he approached and offered me a ride home.
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"I see your impending doom," the fortune teller said, her hands splayed across the surface of the crystal ball.
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Even though the face of the monster staring down at me was a distortion of undulating lines, I could see that it was smiling.
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He looked into my eyes and stroked my hair lovingly, as he whispered, "you know, I could kill you easily, but I won't..."
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I shook my head vehemently as the female police officer offered me a wool blanket to cover up my nakedness.
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