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When my friend suggested tandem skydiving together I thought that it would be safe since he is an experienced instructor.

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Waking up when I felt my daughter crawl into bed next to me I asked, “bad dream sweetie?”

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As I slip into a sexy latex suit to spice up my marriage, I feel reassured that I can say the safety word if I’m uncomfortable.

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I’ve been casing this mansion for a while now and finally found a way to get past the high fence.

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It used to be comforting when my boyfriend told me he would always be with me but it became disturbing after the break up.

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I was delighted to finally track down my long lost daughter.

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I hate it when my mother has friends visiting because I can hear them talking about me so I sneak downstairs to eavesdrop.

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Although I was excited to be chosen for the first manned mission to Mars I have to admit I feel homesick.

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I got a great deal on my new house.

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“Go on give us a smile” he teased as the pretty girl walked past.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my friend suggested tandem skydiving together I thought that it would be safe since he is an experienced instructor.	293	TwoSentenceHorror
Waking up when I felt my daughter crawl into bed next to me I asked, “bad dream sweetie?”	224	TwoSentenceHorror
As I slip into a sexy latex suit to spice up my marriage, I feel reassured that I can say the safety word if I’m uncomfortable.	208	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve been casing this mansion for a while now and finally found a way to get past the high fence.	167	TwoSentenceHorror
It used to be comforting when my boyfriend told me he would always be with me but it became disturbing after the break up.	149	TwoSentenceHorror
I was delighted to finally track down my long lost daughter.	144	TwoSentenceHorror
I hate it when my mother has friends visiting because I can hear them talking about me so I sneak downstairs to eavesdrop.	132	TwoSentenceHorror
Although I was excited to be chosen for the first manned mission to Mars I have to admit I feel homesick.	131	TwoSentenceHorror
I got a great deal on my new house.	128	TwoSentenceHorror
“Go on give us a smile” he teased as the pretty girl walked past.	118	TwoSentenceHorror