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When I was younger, people were constantly telling me to set the World on fire and that I could do it.

13 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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He Was Looking For The Guy Who Used to Own My Apartment.

11 upvotes • r/shortscarystories

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For one reason or another, it seems like I'm always on the hunt for a girlfriend.

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They say you only roast the ones you love.

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"Hey," my friend asked as the rest of my team got into position around the woman for the finale, "what's different about this director's cut?"

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My Ex-Girlfriend Isn't Taking The Breakup Well Part 9

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There's an old joke that says you call a few thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean a good start.

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I found out today that an evil couple will be given my child shortly after I give birth.

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"What would you like for dinner sweetie, Chinese, Italian, Greek, or Mexican?"

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I Was There When My Cousin Died Today

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was younger, people were constantly telling me to set the World on fire and that I could do it.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
He Was Looking For The Guy Who Used to Own My Apartment.	11	shortscarystories
For one reason or another, it seems like I'm always on the hunt for a girlfriend.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
They say you only roast the ones you love.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
"Hey," my friend asked as the rest of my team got into position around the woman for the finale, "what's different about this director's cut?"	9	TwoSentenceHorror
My Ex-Girlfriend Isn't Taking The Breakup Well Part 9	9	nosleep
There's an old joke that says you call a few thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean a good start.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I found out today that an evil couple will be given my child shortly after I give birth.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
"What would you like for dinner sweetie, Chinese, Italian, Greek, or Mexican?"	7	TwoSentenceHorror
I Was There When My Cousin Died Today	6	shortscarystories