/u/therobboreht's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My sister surprised me with a visit filled with memories, laughs, and going through old boxes and pictures.

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They say that when my palms itch, money is coming my way.

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For as long as I can remember, the opposite of whatever I dream has happened in real life within 2 days. Last night I dreamed that I woke up from a dream.

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I felt that I had no choice but to name my new son after the last thing I drank.

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I'm the man standing behind you when you look in the mirror.

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I ran record-breakingly fast, faster than I'd ever run before.

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All he wanted was a sandwich, but his wife kept complaining that she was cold.

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I've got 99 problems.

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Last night, for the first time in 15 years I wasn't awakened by footsteps on the empty 2nd floor of my house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My sister surprised me with a visit filled with memories, laughs, and going through old boxes and pictures.	174
They say that when my palms itch, money is coming my way.	77
For as long as I can remember, the opposite of whatever I dream has happened in real life within 2 days. Last night I dreamed that I woke up from a dream.	39
I felt that I had no choice but to name my new son after the last thing I drank.	16
I'm the man standing behind you when you look in the mirror.	8
I ran record-breakingly fast, faster than I'd ever run before.	7
All he wanted was a sandwich, but his wife kept complaining that she was cold.	5
I've got 99 problems.	3
Last night, for the first time in 15 years I wasn't awakened by footsteps on the empty 2nd floor of my house.	2