/u/thesmartdoctor2's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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God smiled as the people bustled about in the streets below.

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Grandma called the whole family to her house, saying it was an emergency.

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As I got down on one knee, my girlfriend shrieked "Oh my god, it's finally happening!"

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I woke up with a huge hangover, regretting the five bottles of whiskey I drank yesterday.

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As the woman lay there, gasping for breath, she heard a beautiful sound- "Scrape!"

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Having overcome booby traps and dangerous obstacles, the explorer was filled with triumph as he grabbed the artifact

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I found it weird that my girlfriend kept asking how I felt.

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My dad asked, "What has 4 limbs and is dead?"

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I wondered why Jeremy was spending so much time in the chemistry lab doing god knew what, he never seemed like a science whiz to me, only a poor guy that kept getting bullied.

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When the ozone layer miraculously fixed itself overnight, and global warming was fixed, people got down on their knees, thanking God and praying.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
God smiled as the people bustled about in the streets below.	21
Grandma called the whole family to her house, saying it was an emergency.	17
As I got down on one knee, my girlfriend shrieked "Oh my god, it's finally happening!"	14
I woke up with a huge hangover, regretting the five bottles of whiskey I drank yesterday.	10
As the woman lay there, gasping for breath, she heard a beautiful sound- "Scrape!"	9
Having overcome booby traps and dangerous obstacles, the explorer was filled with triumph as he grabbed the artifact	9
I found it weird that my girlfriend kept asking how I felt.	7
My dad asked, "What has 4 limbs and is dead?"	1
I wondered why Jeremy was spending so much time in the chemistry lab doing god knew what, he never seemed like a science whiz to me, only a poor guy that kept getting bullied.	1
When the ozone layer miraculously fixed itself overnight, and global warming was fixed, people got down on their knees, thanking God and praying.	1